Scotton vs Goldsborough CC
Flat share face off day at Scotton. Good toss to lose. McPhee picks up bragging rights despite multiple 5 avoidances, runs, wickets, catches. Sergeant multiple apologies fine, including laughter. James misuse of the new floppy resorting back to old warm up habits. Ill placed shed (double glazed). War memories – McPhee group avoidance. Staggering revelations regarding family birth details – first documented case ever – justified hysterics. Terminator umpiring. He’s given up explaining. Shorter valuable additional warm up delivery. Cummings Chinese culture fine – 2 sizes. Vaseline application. Griller wicket resentment. Wilks Michelle dropped by Tuna. Mani forced to sell the Super Kings. Shoe lace confiscation. Glimpse of the whirlwind. Stand where you were last time, apart from you. Tinder catch in wrong place. Lucy nods off at deep cover. Old man Mani. Old men Goldsborough. Bickers fine avoidance. Damon dating. Barcelona. McNaan 6 month special. Army marches on.